Thursday, July 19, 2007

 

More amusing quotes...

Me - "Hold in the power button on your computer for 5 seconds please."
Caller - "What do you mean by power?!"


Caller - "I didn't get my three-way."
Me - "Your WHAT?!" [mind obviously already in the gutter]
Caller - "I didn't get the three way."
Me - "Uh what EXACTLY do you mean by 'you didn't get your three-way'?"
Caller - "Well I didn't get my three-way calling.
Me - "Ahhhh. Well it's already enabled on your account sir."
Caller - "Oh."

Comments:
By power, I mean "To crush your enemies. To see them driven before you. And to hear the lamentations of their women."

And possibly to ease those lamentations with a three-way.
 
Sounds like my ideal situation!
 
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