Suckerfish on the Side of Your Whale

I decided to dig out an old post from my main blog and resurrect the humor from one of our customers. Basically, he'd been trying to send an email to someone whose inbox was full, so he was getting server messages back saying "the user is over quota" or something similar. Rather than call us or find some other way to contact his intended recipient, he decided to repeatedly reply to the automated system messages. One of our network admins noticed and compiled the emails into a tidy package for our tech staff's amusement.

"Im sick from you people fuck"
"Fuck you guys sacks real hey bad"
"seriesly it is fucted you interneted"
"Fuck you guys sacks real hey bad" [twice!]
"Hi [company] has a very poor technologe it is old 10 years low tek. there n sould be eny error ti is not so socks"
"becaus [company] has a ver poor technologe"

Warning, the above paragraph contains coarse language and rampant stupidity, so don't read it if that stuff offends you!