Tuesday, October 17, 2006
It's Not Just Customers
Job applicants can be stupid too. In that vein, I bring you the top 5 signs you aren't meant for a job:
5. You can't find the building (in fairness, this happens frequently as our city's layout is bizarre).
4. You show up 20 minutes late for your test or interview (see above).
3. You repeatedly use random technical terms as if you have the faintest idea what you're talking about, when I know what the terms mean and know very well that you don't.
2. You reek of perfume, cigarette smoke, BO, failure, or all of the above.
And the number one sign you aren't meant for a job...
You misspelled your own name on the application.
5. You can't find the building (in fairness, this happens frequently as our city's layout is bizarre).
4. You show up 20 minutes late for your test or interview (see above).
3. You repeatedly use random technical terms as if you have the faintest idea what you're talking about, when I know what the terms mean and know very well that you don't.
2. You reek of perfume, cigarette smoke, BO, failure, or all of the above.
And the number one sign you aren't meant for a job...
You misspelled your own name on the application.
# posted by Gideon Humphrey @ 9:18 AM 
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that's it. no christmas card for you. and i was thinking about it this year, just ask terry.
congrats about grad school. it's awesome, as long as you like being poor.
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congrats about grad school. it's awesome, as long as you like being poor.
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