Suckerfish on the Side of Your Whale

Caller: "I just have a light on my bottom, that's all."

Caller: "Oh s***, my router started smoking! I'll call back later!"

Supervisor: "You know what else causes problems with wireless internet?"
Me: "No, what?"
Supervisor: "Bean fields."
Me: "So this guy probably can't get on the internet at night because of random nearby agriculture?"
Supervisor: "Yeah."
Me: "... are you serious?"
(He was.)

Caller: "If my monitor is smoking, should I turn it off?"
Me: "Yes, definitely."
Caller: "Oh. So if it's been smoking all weekend... I should turn it off?"
Me: "Absolutely."
Caller: "Oh. OK, thanks!"

Caller: "Do you really think this is my only problem?"

Agent: "Well, I'll ask you to try something else here, I'm not sure if you've tried this--"
Caller: "No."

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